Cheesy Pick Up Lines — 60 to Make Them Smile

Some people think cheesy pick up lines are a mistake. We think they're a strategy. The cheesier the line, the more clearly you're saying: "I'm here to have fun, and I don't mind looking a little silly for it." That's an incredibly likeable thing to communicate.

The trick is to deliver the cheesiest line with a completely straight face, then break into a smile right after. The contrast is what makes people laugh. Expect groans — groans are the cheese line's version of applause. The person who groans the loudest is usually the one grinning two minutes later.

Every line on this page is 100% clean and family-friendly, so you can deploy maximum cheese at parties, school events, or even at the dinner table (at your own risk). Say them with confidence, and remember: the cringe is the point.

• Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
• Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
• Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.
• Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart — mine was just stolen.
• Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
• You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
• Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
• Is your heart a library? Because I'd check you out.
• Are you a star? Because you light up my night.
• Do you believe in love? Because I'd love to believe in us.
• Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I'll pay it back.
• Are you a bank? Because you have my interest.
• Is your smile a treasure map? Because I'd follow it anywhere.
• Do you have directions? I'm trying to find my way to your heart.
• Are you a snowflake? Because you're one of a kind and beautiful.
• Are you a Christmas tree? Because you light up the room.
• Is it Christmas? Because I feel like I got the best present — meeting you.
• Do you believe in mistletoe? Because I'd love to test a theory.
• Is your name Rudolph? Because you light up my night.
• Are you a shooting star? Because I'd make a wish on you.
• Are you a treasure? Because I'd search the world for you.
• You're like a puzzle — I want to put you together.
• Is your heart a compass? Because you always point me north.
• Are you a flower? Because I'd never pick you — I'd admire you forever.
• Do you have a map to your heart? I keep getting lost.
• You're like a song — I can't get you out of my head.
• Are you a library card? Because I'd take you out.
• Is your name Melody? Because you're music to my ears.
• You must be a painter, because you just colored my world.
• Are you a star? Because my night is better with you.
• You're like a warm blanket — I never want to leave.
• Are you a diamond? Because you're rare and precious.
• You're like a sunset — I could watch you forever.
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
• "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
• "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
• "Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."
• "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"
• "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple."
• "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see."
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout."
• "Are you a cat? Because I'm feline a connection."
• "Are you a beach? Because I'm shore we'd get along."
• "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
• "Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."
• "Do you work at NASA? Because you're out of this world."
• "You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day."
• "You're like a good book — I can't put you down."
• "Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection."
• "If you were a star, you'd be a shooting one."
• "Is your name Angel? Because you're heaven-sent."
• "Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase my past and draw a future with you."
• "Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type."
• "You're like a snowflake — one of a kind."
• "Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."
• "You must be a chef, because you just made my heart melt."
• "If you were a dessert, you'd be a sweet roll — because you roll right into my heart."
• "Are you an elevator? Because you lift my spirits."
• "Is your smile a rainbow? Because it brightens my cloudy days."
• "Are you a star? Because you light up my night."
• "If you were a flower, you'd be a fine one."
• "Is your name Honey? Because you're sweeter than sugar."
• "Are you a garden? Because I'm falling for you."
• "Do you play guitar? Because you're strumming my heartstrings."
• "You're like a full moon — I can't stop looking at you."
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're warm and I want to sit close."
• "Is your dad a teacher? Because you're a class act."
• "Do you have a compass? Because I'm lost without you."
• "You're like a good pizza — I never get tired of you."
• "Are you a rainbow? Because you make my day colorful."
• "If you were a song, you'd be my number one hit."
• "Is your name Cookie? Because you're my sweet treat."
• "You're like a teddy bear — soft, warm, and I want to hug you."
• "Are you a treasure? Because I found gold when I met you."
• "Do you like ice cream? Because I'd share my sundae with you."
• "You're like a movie — I want to watch you over and over."
• "Is your smile a sunrise? Because my day begins with you."
• "Are you a bird? Because you make my heart sing."
• "You're like a puzzle — I want to put us together."
• "Are you a firework? Because you light up my world."
• "Is your name Spring? Because you make everything bloom."
• "You're like a warm blanket on a cold night."
• "Are you a library? Because I could spend my whole life with you."
• "Do you believe in magic? Because you just made my heart disappear."
• "You're like a cupcake — sweet on top, sweet in the middle."
• "If you were a holiday, you'd be my favorite one."

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