Funny Riddles With Answers — 60+ Laughs

Funny riddles with answers are the jokes that make you think first and laugh second. Each of these 60+ funny riddles with answers starts like a normal puzzle, then swerves into a punchline you didn't see coming — the kind of answer that makes you groan and grin at the same time.

The secret is wordplay. Funny riddles live on puns, silly twists and answers that play with the sounds of words. You'll rack your brain for a clever solution, and the real answer turns out to be a gummy bear or a pork chop. That's the joke, and it never gets old.

These work everywhere: party icebreakers, classroom laughs, family dinners or a quick pick-me-up at work. They're all clean and family-friendly, so you can share them with anyone — and watch the groans roll in.

• What goes up but never comes down?
  Answer: Your age
• What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
  Answer: Wrong
• What has a bottom at the top?
  Answer: Your legs
• What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
  Answer: No-eye deer (no idea)
• What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
  Answer: Claustrophobia
• What is Santa's favorite type of music?
  Answer: Wrap music
• What do you call a Christmas tree that sings?
  Answer: A carol tree
• What has a heart that doesn't beat?
  Answer: An artichoke
• What can you catch but not throw?
  Answer: A cold
• What kind of room has no doors or windows?
  Answer: A mushroom
• What is as light as a feather, but even the strongest person can't hold it for long?
  Answer: Their breath
• What has an eye but cannot see?
  Answer: A potato
• What has an ear but cannot hear?
  Answer: Corn
• What has a bottom but no top?
  Answer: A pair of pants
• What has one eye, one horn, but is not a monster?
  Answer: A unicorn? No — a recycling bin
• What is lighter than air but impossible to hold?
  Answer: A bubble
• What has a lock but no key?
  Answer: A keyboard
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? — Answer: A gummy bear.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? — Answer: A fsh.
• What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? — Answer: A dino-snore.
• What do you call a cow with no legs? — Answer: Ground beef.
• What do you call a fake noodle? — Answer: An impasta.
• What do you call a pig that does karate? — Answer: A pork chop.
• What do you call a deer with no eyes? — Answer: No-eye deer.
• What do you call a cow with two legs? — Answer: Lean beef.
• What do you call a dog with a dictionary? — Answer: A vocabular-dog.
• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? — Answer: An abdominal snowman.
• What do you call a snail on a ship? — Answer: A snailor.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? — Answer: A pouch potato.
• What do you call a sleeping bull? — Answer: A bulldozer.
• What do you call a snowman in July? — Answer: A puddle.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? — Answer: A thesaurus.
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? — Answer: A stick.
• What do you call a pig that performs on stage? — Answer: A ham.
• What do you call a cow during an earthquake? — Answer: A milkshake.
• What do you call a cow with a twitch? — Answer: Beef jerky.
• What do you call a monkey in a minefield? — Answer: A ba-boom.
• What do you call a fly without wings? — Answer: A walk.
• What do you call a sheep with no legs? — Answer: A cloud.
• What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? — Answer: A receding hare-line.
• What do you call a bear in the rain? — Answer: A drizzly bear.
• What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? — Answer: A sham-rock.
• What do you call a pile of cats? — Answer: A meow-ntain.
• What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? — Answer: A barberqueue.
• What do you call a group of musical whales? — Answer: An orca-stra.
• What do you call a chicken crossing the road? — Answer: Poultry in motion.
• What do you call a cow that won't moo? — Answer: A milk dud.
• What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? — Answer: Sofishticated.
• What do you call a dog magician? — Answer: A labracadabrador.
• What do you call an elephant that never washes? — Answer: A smellyphant.
• What do you call a pig with three eyes? — Answer: Piiig.
• What do you call a cow that can do tricks? — Answer: A moo-vie star.
• What do you call an alligator in a vest? — Answer: An investigator.
• What do you call a bear that's great at art? — Answer: A draw-bear.
• What do you call a snowman with a temper? — Answer: A meltdown.
• What do you call a cat that can't stop telling jokes? — Answer: A purr-former.
• What do you call a dog that can't stop barking at the moon? — Answer: A howler.
• What do you call a turtle that's famous? — Answer: A shell-ebrity.
• What do you call a bird that can't stop singing? — Answer: A tweet-heart.
• What do you call a rabbit that tells great stories? — Answer: A tale-hopper.
• What do you call a horse that lives next door? — Answer: A neigh-bor.
• What do you call a bee that lives in the right place? — Answer: A be-have.
• What do you call a duck that's always accurate? — Answer: A quack-shot.
• What do you call a cow that plays music? — Answer: A moo-sician.
• What do you call a whale that sings? — Answer: A tuna.
• What do you call a fish that loves to gossip? — Answer: A blabber-gill.
• What do you call a fish that's always late? — Answer: A slow-salmon.
• What do you call a fish that tells the truth? — Answer: A straight-tuna.
• What do you call a bird that's always cheerful? — Answer: A chirp-ful.
• What do you call a pig that's a great dancer? — Answer: A ham-bone.
• What do you call a sheep that plays drums? — Answer: A drum-ewe.
• What do you call a chicken that's always in trouble? — Answer: A foul ball.
• What do you call a turkey that can sing? — Answer: A turkey.
• What do you call a frog that's always grumpy? — Answer: A toad-al grouch.
• What do you call a squirrel that's a little crazy? — Answer: A nut-case.
• What do you call a bear that boogies? — Answer: A boogie bear.
• What do you call a monkey that's like its dad? — Answer: A chimp off the old block.

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