Funny Knock Knock Jokes — 60+ Best

Funny knock knock jokes are the classic comedy format that never fails — and this page collects 60+ of the funniest ones we know. From the all-time greats to clever name puns, these funny knock knock jokes are guaranteed to get a laugh, a groan, or both.

What makes a knock knock joke funny is the surprise hiding in the name. You're set up for one thing, and the punchline swerves somewhere completely different. The best ones make you say "wait, what?" and then laugh out loud when it clicks.

These are perfect for parties, family gatherings, classrooms and group chats. They're all clean and family-friendly, so you can tell them anywhere — and watch the room light up.

• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock knock. / Who's there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock knock. / Who's there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Interrupting cow. / Interrupting cow wh— / MOO!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Boo. / Boo who? / Don't cry, it's just a joke!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Atch. / Atch who? / Bless you!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow a cup of sugar?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex the questions around here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe come out and play?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Ya. / Ya who? / I'm glad we agree!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Noel. / Noel who? / Noel one can open the door, that's why I'm knocking!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Rudolph. / Rudolph who? / Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer — let me in, it's freezing!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cow says. / Cow says who? / Cow says moo!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wood. / Wood who? / Wood you like to hear another joke?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Toad. / Toad who? / Toad-ly kidding — it's me!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, we'll sing again!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Arthur. / Arthur who? / Arthur any more jokes like that?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cash. / Cash who? / No thanks, but I'd love some peanuts!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Nana. / Nana who? / Nana your business!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole and find out!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Alpaca. / Alpaca who? / Alpaca the suitcase, you pack the bags!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Figs. / Figs who? / Figs the doorbell — it's broken!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Ivor. / Ivor who? / Ivor you to open up, it's freezing!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Banana split. / Banana split who? / Banana split is stuck, open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle little help opening the door?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Water. / Water who? / Water you doing still standing there? Open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Pencil. / Pencil who? / Pencil for your thoughts?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Doughnut. / Doughnut who? / Doughnut be so nosy — just open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie thing you want to tell me?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Snow. / Snow who? / Snow use — I'm coming in anyway!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Snowman. / Snowman who? / Snowman knows how to knock — can I come in?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Frosty. / Frosty who? / Frosty the snowman — and I'm melting out here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Turkey. / Turkey who? / Turkey-turkey, open up — it's cold!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Elf. / Elf who? / Elf you don't open up, I'm telling Santa!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Yule. / Yule who? / Yule be sorry if you don't open this door!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cookies. / Cookies who? / Cookies for Santa — let me in!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry — it's just me!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? I didn't know you had a cold!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moo!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you packa the suitcase!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur any more cookies?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Avery. Avery who? Avery fine day, isn't it?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open the door!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe with me tonight?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Colleen. Colleen who? Colleen up your room!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep knocking?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut be silly!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Eggs. Eggs who? Eggs-cuse me, I have a question.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla my dreams!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Hatch you doing?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey. Honey who? Honey you open the door?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie doing?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Inez. Inez who? Inez you can't guess?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to talk to you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know — I forgot!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Peas. Peas who? Peas let me in!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you of your attention!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use, I forgot my key!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy wind blows, I'll come back!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in there?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Wool. Wool who? Wool you let me in?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda come in?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Zeus. Zeus who? Zeus the season to be jolly!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Anee. Anee who? Anee friend of yours is a friend of mine!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Car. Car who? Car the doorbell! It's broken!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Dune. Dune who? Dune be late for the party!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Ears. Ears who? Ears a joke for you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Far. Far who? Far out, it's you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher a snack, I'm hungry!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a happy day!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Jelly. Jelly who? Jelly my friend, I'm stuck outside!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Kiwi. Kiwi who? Kiwi be friends?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Lava. Lava who? Lava you lots!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet you in if you ask nicely!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Piano. Piano who? Piano man coming through!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino anything about this joke?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Stu. Stu who? Stu-pendous to see you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Taco. Taco who? Taco 'bout a fun time!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Waffle. Waffle who? Waffle you do without me?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? Moo!

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