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Knock Knock Jokes About Animals — 50+
Knock knock jokes about animals are a whole zoo of wordplay — owls, cows, horses, gorillas and more, all lined up at the door with a pun ready. This page collects 50+ knock knock jokes about animals that are clean, clever and perfect for animal lovers of every age.
Animal knock knock jokes work because the animal names are so easy to twist into punchlines. A cow says "moo," an owl goes "who," and suddenly the joke writes itself. The best ones make you picture the animal at the door — and that image is half the fun.
These jokes are great for kids learning to tell jokes, classrooms studying animals, or anyone who just wants a quick laugh. All are family-friendly, so let the whole menagerie in.
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cow says. / Cow says who? / Cow says moo!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Owl be seeing you!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Toad. / Toad who? / Toad-ly kidding — it's me!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Giraffe. / Giraffe who? / Giraffe me a hug — I've had a long day!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Turkey. / Turkey who? / Turkey-turkey, open up — it's cold!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moo!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you packa the suitcase!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla my dreams!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in there?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Wool. Wool who? Wool you let me in?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me a song!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher a snack, I'm hungry!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Lava. Lava who? Lava you lots!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino anything about this joke?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Zebra. Zebra who? Zebra-zebra-zebra, you're it!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Panda. Panda who? Panda my manners — may I come in?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Turtle. Turtle who? Turtle-ly nice to see you!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be seeing you!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear-ly made it here!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Cat. Cat who? Cat-astrophe, I locked myself out!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? Dog-gone it, let me in!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Eel. Eel who? Eel-ectric company, open up!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Frog. Frog who? Frog-get about it, I'll come back!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Gecko. Gecko who? Gecko me a drink of water!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Hare. Hare who? Hare today, gone tomorrow!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Ibis. Ibis who? Ibis you a happy day!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Jackal. Jackal who? Jackal-ope, it's a surprise!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Koala. Koala who? Koala-fied to tell you a joke!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Lion. Lion who? Lion down on the job again!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Moose. Moose who? Moose-tache you a question!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Newt. Newt who? Newt-tral territory out here!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Otter. Otter who? Otter be going, but let me in first!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Pig. Pig who? Pig-let me explain!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Quail. Quail who? Quail-ified joke-teller at your door!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Rat. Rat who? Rat-her nice to see you!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Seal. Seal who? Seal-iously, open up!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Toad. Toad who? Toad-ally random visit!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Urchin. Urchin who? Urchin-cy call from the sea!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Vole. Vole who? Vole-ume is too low, I can't hear you!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Walrus. Walrus who? Walrus-ting my time out here!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Yak. Yak who? Yak-ting away as usual!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Ant. Ant who? Ant-icipating a good time!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Bee. Bee who? Bee-having, I promise!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken on a new joke!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Duck. Duck who? Duck-ceedingly funny, right?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Emu. Emu who? Emu-sing myself out here!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Ferret. Ferret who? Ferret-ting bored, let me in!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to go, see you later!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Horse. Horse who? Horse-ly kidding, it's me!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Ibex. Ibex who? Ibex-cuse me, wrong door!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Jaguar. Jaguar who? Jaguar-anteed to make you laugh!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Kangaroo. Kangaroo who? Kangaroo-ting for a friend!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Lemur. Lemur who? Lemur-ry up and open the door!
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