Knock Knock Jokes for Teens — 60+

Knock knock jokes for teens have one job: make someone who's too cool to laugh actually laugh. This collection of 60+ knock knock jokes for teens uses sharp name puns, clever twists and just the right amount of silliness to sneak past teenage defenses.

Teens love wordplay more than they'll admit. A knock knock joke with a smart pun gives them something to appreciate — and to repeat on their friends. The best ones walk the line between "that's so dumb" and "okay, that was actually clever."

These jokes are clean and modern-feeling, perfect for group chats, lunch breaks and hanging out. Send one to a friend, or drop it into a conversation when the energy needs a boost.

• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Olive. / Olive who? / Olive you and I know it!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe come out and play?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Ya. / Ya who? / I'm glad we agree!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Ice. / Ice who? / Ice to meet you!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wood. / Wood who? / Wood you like to hear another joke?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, we'll sing again!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Arthur. / Arthur who? / Arthur any more jokes like that?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Nana. / Nana who? / Nana your business!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole and find out!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle little help opening the door?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Water. / Water who? / Water you doing still standing there? Open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie thing you want to tell me?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? I didn't know you had a cold!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you packa the suitcase!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe with me tonight?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep knocking?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla my dreams!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Hatch you doing?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Inez. Inez who? Inez you can't guess?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to talk to you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know — I forgot!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Peas. Peas who? Peas let me in!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you of your attention!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use, I forgot my key!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy wind blows, I'll come back!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in there?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Wool. Wool who? Wool you let me in?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda come in?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Zeus. Zeus who? Zeus the season to be jolly!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Anee. Anee who? Anee friend of yours is a friend of mine!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Barb. Barb who? Barb-ecue is tomorrow — you're invited!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Dune. Dune who? Dune be late for the party!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Ears. Ears who? Ears a joke for you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Far. Far who? Far out, it's you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher a snack, I'm hungry!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a happy day!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Jelly. Jelly who? Jelly my friend, I'm stuck outside!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Kiwi. Kiwi who? Kiwi be friends?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Lava. Lava who? Lava you lots!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet you in if you ask nicely!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Piano. Piano who? Piano man coming through!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Quilt. Quilt who? Quilt you be my friend?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino anything about this joke?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Stu. Stu who? Stu-pendous to see you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Taco. Taco who? Taco 'bout a fun time!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Van. Van who? Van to hang out?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Waffle. Waffle who? Waffle you do without me?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? X-ray. X-ray who? X-ray-ting to see you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Yawn. Yawn who? Yawn my side, sleepy time!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Zebra. Zebra who? Zebra-zebra-zebra, you're it!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo first, I'm nervous!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Igor. Igor who? Igor-ious to finally meet you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Juan. Juan who? Juan more joke, I promise!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken we talk about it?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Lance. Lance who? Lance but not least, it's me!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Miles. Miles who? Miles to go before I sleep!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Neil. Neil who? Neil-ther do I, let's just talk!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Quinn. Quinn who? Quinn you lend me a hand?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Rita. Rita who? Rita good book lately?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Uma. Uma who? Uma-zing to see you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Vince. Vince who? Vince my time with you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Walt. Walt who? Walt for me, I'm coming!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Yuri. Yuri who? Yuri-kidding me, right?

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