Knock Knock Jokes for Kids — 60+ Clean

Knock knock jokes for kids are the first jokes most children learn, and for good reason — they're easy to remember, fun to perform and impossible not to smile at. This page brings you 60+ knock knock jokes for kids, all clean, silly and simple enough for young comedians to master.

There's something magical about watching a kid deliver their first knock knock joke. The timing is off, the punchline gets garbled, and everyone laughs anyway — because the joy is in the telling. These jokes give kids a script they can own, from the first "Who's there?" to the final giggle.

Use them on car rides, at dinner, or when a child needs a little stage time. They're also great for classrooms and birthday parties — anywhere a laugh is welcome.

• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock knock. / Who's there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock knock. / Who's there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Interrupting cow. / Interrupting cow wh— / MOO!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Olive. / Olive who? / Olive you and I know it!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Boo. / Boo who? / Don't cry, it's just a joke!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Atch. / Atch who? / Bless you!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe come out and play?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Santa. / Santa who? / Santa one like you for Christmas!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Holly. / Holly who? / Holly-days are here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Noel. / Noel who? / Noel one can open the door, that's why I'm knocking!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Rudolph. / Rudolph who? / Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer — let me in, it's freezing!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Ice. / Ice who? / Ice to meet you!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cow says. / Cow says who? / Cow says moo!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Owl be seeing you!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wood. / Wood who? / Wood you like to hear another joke?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Toad. / Toad who? / Toad-ly kidding — it's me!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, we'll sing again!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Arthur. / Arthur who? / Arthur any more jokes like that?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole and find out!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Alpaca. / Alpaca who? / Alpaca the suitcase, you pack the bags!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Figs. / Figs who? / Figs the doorbell — it's broken!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Banana split. / Banana split who? / Banana split is stuck, open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle little help opening the door?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Giraffe. / Giraffe who? / Giraffe me a hug — I've had a long day!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Water. / Water who? / Water you doing still standing there? Open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Olive. / Olive who? / Olive you so much it's un-be-leaf-able!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Doughnut. / Doughnut who? / Doughnut be so nosy — just open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie thing you want to tell me?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Butter. / Butter who? / Butter be careful, I'm about to tell a joke!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Snow. / Snow who? / Snow use — I'm coming in anyway!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Mary. / Mary who? / Mary Christmas — open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Snowman. / Snowman who? / Snowman knows how to knock — can I come in?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Frosty. / Frosty who? / Frosty the snowman — and I'm melting out here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Turkey. / Turkey who? / Turkey-turkey, open up — it's cold!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Elf. / Elf who? / Elf you don't open up, I'm telling Santa!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Gift. / Gift who? / Gift me a hug for Christmas!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Yule. / Yule who? / Yule be sorry if you don't open this door!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cookies. / Cookies who? / Cookies for Santa — let me in!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Tinsel. / Tinsel who? / Tinsel the season to be jolly!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wreath. / Wreath who? / Wreath greetings to you and yours!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry — it's just me!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? I didn't know you had a cold!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moo!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you packa the suitcase!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur any more cookies?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open the door!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut be silly!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Eggs. Eggs who? Eggs-cuse me, I have a question.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla my dreams!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Hatch you doing?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey. Honey who? Honey you open the door?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie doing?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know — I forgot!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Peas. Peas who? Peas let me in!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you of your attention!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use, I forgot my key!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy wind blows, I'll come back!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in there?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Wool. Wool who? Wool you let me in?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda come in?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Anee. Anee who? Anee friend of yours is a friend of mine!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Barb. Barb who? Barb-ecue is tomorrow — you're invited!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Car. Car who? Car the doorbell! It's broken!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Dune. Dune who? Dune be late for the party!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Ears. Ears who? Ears a joke for you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Far. Far who? Far out, it's you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me a song!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Elsie. Elsie who? Elsie you later!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell — it's broken!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher a snack, I'm hungry!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a happy day!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Jelly. Jelly who? Jelly my friend, I'm stuck outside!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Kiwi. Kiwi who? Kiwi be friends?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Lava. Lava who? Lava you lots!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? Mom-osa... just kidding, it's me!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet you in if you ask nicely!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Piano. Piano who? Piano man coming through!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Quilt. Quilt who? Quilt you be my friend?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino anything about this joke?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Stu. Stu who? Stu-pendous to see you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Taco. Taco who? Taco 'bout a fun time!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Uncle. Uncle who? Uncle the door, it's cold!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Van. Van who? Van to hang out?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Waffle. Waffle who? Waffle you do without me?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? X-ray. X-ray who? X-ray-ting to see you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Yawn. Yawn who? Yawn my side, sleepy time!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Zebra. Zebra who? Zebra-zebra-zebra, you're it!

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