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Knock Knock Jokes About Food — 50+
Knock knock jokes about food are the tastiest branch of the knock knock family tree. This page serves up 50+ knock knock jokes about food — puns packed with fruit, snacks, desserts and everything in between, all guaranteed to go down easy.
Food jokes work everywhere because everyone eats. Whether it's a name pun like "lettuce" or a sweet twist like "doughnut be silly," the wordplay is instantly familiar and always a little bit silly. That's the recipe: a simple pun, a steady rhythm, and a punchline that lands like a plate on the table.
These jokes are perfect for the dinner table, lunch breaks at work, or sending to a foodie friend. They're all clean, family-friendly and best served fresh — so pick one and dig in.
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Olive. / Olive who? / Olive you and I know it!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Figs. / Figs who? / Figs the doorbell — it's broken!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Banana split. / Banana split who? / Banana split is stuck, open up!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Olive. / Olive who? / Olive you so much it's un-be-leaf-able!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Doughnut. / Doughnut who? / Doughnut be so nosy — just open up!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Butter. / Butter who? / Butter be careful, I'm about to tell a joke!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cookies. / Cookies who? / Cookies for Santa — let me in!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open the door!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe with me tonight?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut be silly!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Eggs. Eggs who? Eggs-cuse me, I have a question.
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey. Honey who? Honey you open the door?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Peas. Peas who? Peas let me in!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell — it's broken!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Jelly. Jelly who? Jelly my friend, I'm stuck outside!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Kiwi. Kiwi who? Kiwi be friends?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet you in if you ask nicely!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Taco. Taco who? Taco 'bout a fun time!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Waffle. Waffle who? Waffle you do without me?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split, so I knocked!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple-solutely freezing out here!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a difference in your day!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal-ously, let me in!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Cookie. Cookie who? Cookie do the honors and open up?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Cupcake. Cupcake who? Cupcake me if you can!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut you want to hear this joke?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? French. French who? French fries are better with friends!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Grape. Grape who? Grape to see you again!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream when I see you!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Juice. Juice who? Juice be happy I came by!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Lasagna. Lasagna who? Lasagna good day to you!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Mango. Mango who? Mango-verboard to tell you a joke!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Nacho. Nacho who? Nacho problem, I'll wait!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Pancake. Pancake who? Pancake me happy — I brought breakfast!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Pickle. Pickle who? Pickle me up a snack!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza nice to meet you!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Popcorn. Popcorn who? Popcorn-ting out to say hi!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Pretzel. Pretzel who? Pretzel-ling you a story!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding my best foot forward!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Salad. Salad who? Salad-ting you from outside!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Sandwich. Sandwich who? Sandwich you like to hear a joke?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Sausage. Sausage who? Sausage a good time we'll have!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Spaghetti. Spaghetti who? Spaghetti-ting to see you!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Sushi. Sushi who? Sushi-ally it's just me!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Toast. Toast who? Toast to seeing you again!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the music and dance!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Vanilla. Vanilla who? Vanilla you open this door?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Watermelon. Watermelon who? Watermelon to your house is so fun!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Yogurt. Yogurt who? Yogurt to be kidding me!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Zucchini. Zucchini who? Zucchini me later, I'm busy!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Muffin. Muffin who? Muffin can stop me now!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Noodle. Noodle who? Noodle you believe it's me?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Quiche. Quiche who? Quiche me, I'm a food joke!
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