Christmas Knock Knock Jokes — 50 for the Holidays

Christmas knock knock jokes are the most reliable laugh machine in the holiday season — especially for kids, who never tire of the ritual. The format is timeless: someone knocks, someone asks who's there, and a pun walks in. Every single time, the kids giggle, the adults groan, and the room gets a little warmer.

The trick is delivery. Do a real knock on the table, put on your best "surprised" voice for the "who's there?" part, and deliver the punchline with a grin. The kids will want to trade roles after the first round — let them. Their versions will be even funnier.

These 50 jokes are clean, festive and easy for children to memorize and retell. They're perfect for school parties, family gatherings, car rides and counting down the days to Christmas.

• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Santa. / Santa who? / Santa one like you for Christmas!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Holly. / Holly who? / Holly-days are here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Noel. / Noel who? / Noel one can open the door, that's why I'm knocking!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Rudolph. / Rudolph who? / Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer — let me in, it's freezing!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Snow. / Snow who? / Snow use — I'm coming in anyway!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Mary. / Mary who? / Mary Christmas — open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Snowman. / Snowman who? / Snowman knows how to knock — can I come in?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Frosty. / Frosty who? / Frosty the snowman — and I'm melting out here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Turkey. / Turkey who? / Turkey-turkey, open up — it's cold!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Elf. / Elf who? / Elf you don't open up, I'm telling Santa!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Gift. / Gift who? / Gift me a hug for Christmas!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Yule. / Yule who? / Yule be sorry if you don't open this door!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cookies. / Cookies who? / Cookies for Santa — let me in!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Tinsel. / Tinsel who? / Tinsel the season to be jolly!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wreath. / Wreath who? / Wreath greetings to you and yours!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Santa. Santa who? Santa you a card this year — did you get it?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow way I'm staying outside in this cold.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Elf. Elf who? Elf I tell you a joke, will you let me in?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the other reindeer — can I come in too?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Carol. Carol who? Carol the bells — let me sing you a song!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Frost. Frost who? Frost I'll tell you a Christmas joke, then you'll laugh.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon come out and play in the snow?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open until Christmas — it's a surprise!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Tinsel. Tinsel who? Tinsel the season to be jolly!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Cane. Cane who? Cane I come in? It's freezing out here!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas to you and your family!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here — let's celebrate!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Noel. Noel who? Noel, Noel, it's the best time of the year!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Mistletoe. Mistletoe who? Mistletoe you a Merry Christmas!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Spruce. Spruce who? Spruce you for a present — open it!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Peppermint. Peppermint who? Peppermint me to tell you about the party?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Sleigh. Sleigh who? Sleigh what you want — I'm coming in!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Cookie. Cookie who? Cookie Santa leave you any presents yet?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Star. Star who? Star light, star bright — I'm outside, let me in tonight!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Reindeer. Reindeer who? Reindeer are coming — better hide the carrots!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Wreath. Wreath who? Wreath you a happy holiday!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Turkey. Turkey who? Turkey-lee the best dinner of the year!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Jingles. Jingles who? Jingles the bells — it's Christmas time!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Angel. Angel who? Angel we get some cookies now?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Gift. Gift who? Gift you a hug if you open the door!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? North. North who? North-ing beats a white Christmas!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Pole. Pole who? Pole-lease let me in, my hands are cold!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Chimney. Chimney who? Chimney Christmas — you better be good!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Icicle. Icicle who? Icicle you later — it's too cold out here!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Mitten. Mitten who? Mitten me at the door — I've been waiting forever!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Scarf. Scarf who? Scarf you for a present — I'm freezing!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Chestnut. Chestnut who? Chestnuts roasting on an open fire — let me in!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Snowman. Snowman who? Snowman of the year — vote for me!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Candy. Candy who? Candy you come out and play in the snow?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don't let me in!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Eggnog. Eggnog who? Eggnog-otiating — I'll share the cookies!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Glove. Glove who? Glove the holidays, don't you?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Presents. Presents who? Presents for you — now open up!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Sock. Sock who? Sock full of goodies — come see!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Garland. Garland who? Garland the halls with boughs of holly!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Blizzard. Blizzard who? Blizzard you a Merry Christmas anyway!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Snowflake. Snowflake who? Snowflake-y joke, but I'm still funny!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Bauble. Bauble who? Bauble wrap — I got you something!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Tinseltown. Tinseltown who? Tinseltown the Christmas lights — help me!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Ginger. Ginger who? Ginger-bread man — let me in before I crumble!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Flurry. Flurry who? Flurry Christmas — I brought snow!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Winter. Winter who? Winter you going to let me in? It's cold!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Hearth. Hearth who? Hearth-warming to see you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Jolly. Jolly who? Jolly old St. Nick — well, his cousin.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Christmas. Christmas who? Christmas is coming — did you make your list?

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