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Short Knock Knock Jokes — 50+ Quick
Short knock knock jokes are the fastest route to a laugh — three quick lines, one punchline, ten seconds total. This page collects 50+ short knock knock jokes that are snappy, clean and perfect for any moment that needs a quick smile.
The whole point of a short knock knock joke is economy. No long setup, no winding story — just a name, a twist and a payoff. That makes them ideal for texts, quick icebreakers and the pause before a meeting starts.
Keep a few in your pocket for the next time someone says "tell me a joke." These are fast, friendly and guaranteed to land.
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Interrupting cow. / Interrupting cow wh— / MOO!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Boo. / Boo who? / Don't cry, it's just a joke!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Atch. / Atch who? / Bless you!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Ice. / Ice who? / Ice to meet you!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cow says. / Cow says who? / Cow says moo!
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry — it's just me!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? I didn't know you had a cold!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moo!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open the door!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut be silly!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla my dreams!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Hatch you doing?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know — I forgot!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Peas. Peas who? Peas let me in!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you of your attention!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use, I forgot my key!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in there?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Wool. Wool who? Wool you let me in?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda come in?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Ears. Ears who? Ears a joke for you!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Far. Far who? Far out, it's you!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a happy day!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Kiwi. Kiwi who? Kiwi be friends?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Lava. Lava who? Lava you lots!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Piano. Piano who? Piano man coming through!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Stu. Stu who? Stu-pendous to see you!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Taco. Taco who? Taco 'bout a fun time!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Waffle. Waffle who? Waffle you do without me?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Eggs. Eggs who? Eggs-cuse me!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey. Honey who? Honey open the door!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy wind blows!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Zeus. Zeus who? Zeus the season!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Anee. Anee who? Anee friend of yours is mine!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Barb. Barb who? Barb-ecue tomorrow!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Car. Car who? Car the doorbell!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Dune. Dune who? Dune be late!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher a snack!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Jelly. Jelly who? Jelly my friend!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet you in!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino anything about this?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Zebra. Zebra who? Zebra-zebra, you're it!
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