Knock Knock Thanksgiving Jokes — 60+ Turkey Funny
Knock knock thanksgiving jokes are the turkey-day warm-up that works on every generation: a knock, a turkey punchline, and suddenly the kids are performing for the adults. This collection of 60+ knock knock thanksgiving jokes is clean, family-safe and built for the holiday — the dinner table, the kitchen while the turkey rests and the long weekend with the whole family.
The best Thanksgiving knock knock jokes are short enough for kids to memorize: they'll rehearse them before dinner, deliver them with perfect timing at the table and demand encores with the pie. The turkey puns are the family favorites, and the food-themed knock-knocks work for every age at the table.
Every joke is kid-friendly and holiday-appropriate — nothing but turkey puns and family fun. Bookmark this page for the next Thanksgiving that needs a little knock-knock entertainment.
- Knock knock. / Who's there? / Turkey. / Turkey who? / Turkey-turkey, open up — it's cold!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Turkey. Turkey who? Turkey-lee the best dinner of the year!