Knock Knock Jokes 2026 — 60+ Fresh & Funny

Knock knock jokes 2026 is the fresh batch the classic format deserves: new jokes for the new year, plus the knock-knock classics that kids never outgrow. This collection of 60+ knock knock jokes for 2026 is clean, silly and built for the whole family — dinner table performances, classroom entertainment and the car ride that needs a laugh.

The best knock knock jokes are the ones kids can memorize and deliver with perfect timing: they'll rehearse them, perform them and demand encores. Mix the new 2026 additions with the timeless favorites and you have a set that works for every age. The new jokes this year are tuned for current themes with the classic knock-knock structure.

Every joke is kid-friendly and family-safe. Bookmark this page for the year's worth of knock-knock entertainment.

• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock knock. / Who's there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock knock. / Who's there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Interrupting cow. / Interrupting cow wh— / MOO!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Boo. / Boo who? / Don't cry, it's just a joke!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Atch. / Atch who? / Bless you!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow a cup of sugar?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex the questions around here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe come out and play?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Ya. / Ya who? / I'm glad we agree!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Noel. / Noel who? / Noel one can open the door, that's why I'm knocking!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Rudolph. / Rudolph who? / Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer — let me in, it's freezing!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cow says. / Cow says who? / Cow says moo!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wood. / Wood who? / Wood you like to hear another joke?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Toad. / Toad who? / Toad-ly kidding — it's me!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, we'll sing again!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Arthur. / Arthur who? / Arthur any more jokes like that?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cash. / Cash who? / No thanks, but I'd love some peanuts!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Nana. / Nana who? / Nana your business!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole and find out!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Alpaca. / Alpaca who? / Alpaca the suitcase, you pack the bags!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Figs. / Figs who? / Figs the doorbell — it's broken!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Ivor. / Ivor who? / Ivor you to open up, it's freezing!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Banana split. / Banana split who? / Banana split is stuck, open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle little help opening the door?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Water. / Water who? / Water you doing still standing there? Open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Pencil. / Pencil who? / Pencil for your thoughts?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Doughnut. / Doughnut who? / Doughnut be so nosy — just open up!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie thing you want to tell me?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Snow. / Snow who? / Snow use — I'm coming in anyway!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Snowman. / Snowman who? / Snowman knows how to knock — can I come in?
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Frosty. / Frosty who? / Frosty the snowman — and I'm melting out here!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Turkey. / Turkey who? / Turkey-turkey, open up — it's cold!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Elf. / Elf who? / Elf you don't open up, I'm telling Santa!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Yule. / Yule who? / Yule be sorry if you don't open this door!
• Knock knock. / Who's there? / Cookies. / Cookies who? / Cookies for Santa — let me in!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry — it's just me!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? I didn't know you had a cold!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moo!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you packa the suitcase!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur any more cookies?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Avery. Avery who? Avery fine day, isn't it?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open the door!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe with me tonight?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Colleen. Colleen who? Colleen up your room!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep knocking?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut be silly!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Eggs. Eggs who? Eggs-cuse me, I have a question.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla my dreams!
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Hatch you doing?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey. Honey who? Honey you open the door?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie doing?

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